cat jokes

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Post 1 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Monday, 28-Nov-2005 5:12:41

Pregnancy

A woman telephoned a veterinarian and asked him to come examine her cat. "I don't know what's wrong with her," the woman told him. "She looks as if she's
going to have kittens, but that's impossible. She's never been out of the house except for when I had her on a leash." The vet examined the cat and said
there was no question about her pregnancy.

"But she can't be," protested the woman. "It's impossible."

At that point a large tom cat emerged from under the sofa.

"How about him?" asked the vet.

"Don't be silly," answered the woman. "That's her brother."

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 28-Nov-2005 8:28:30

i think they are good good on you for posting them

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 28-Nov-2005 15:03:33

LOL. Must be hillbilly cats.